Keeping within DMU

It's just really hard. Especially when I visited that Photography Exhibition at the Museum the other day and told the photographer that his images would look better with a crop like this:

*draws crop on image with permanent marker,
adds note "Delete"*

And told him that he just didn't have the standards of PPWP, and that the picture would would have been a lot better if it had been a picture taken by him just before his car crashed into the wall at 100mph.

*shakes head*

I couldn't understand why I was thrown out...